evgeniemalkin:

[boss ass bitch plays softly] weak anons don’t get to tell me what to post


pemsylvania:

so apparently it is against the hospital rules for me to practice stunts on my bike in their parking lot??? why?? because I might get hurt??? good thing I’m at the hospital


April 16th via source ♥ 84,683 notes

backchecked:

petition for olivia dubinskys to change her url back to toedragged


April 15th via source ♥ 8 notes

IM SO EMOTIONAL I MISSED IT I WANTED TO MAKE SUCH A BIG DEAL

DONT WORRY I FORCE MY FRIENDS TO CELEBRATE ALL OF APRIL BC BIRTHDAY MONTH!!!! YOU’VE STILL GOT 15 DAYS!!!!


April 15th ♥ 0 notes

dum-beau:

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one time i was on a kind of date with this cute kid its but we wanted to see the purge and hes got big blue eyes and curly hair and im 10 so we tried to get tix and the girl took 1 look at us and said “nah yall wanna see a disney movie or something”

i would have done the same thing we wouldn’t want to corrupt your cute little small soul


thomashertl:

okay but how can anyone like the sharks


April 15th via ♥ 15 notes

sealcat:

♡ winged eyeliner ♡


this is effective in saving money at restaurants and movies ive been 10 for 4 years already

i bought kids tickets at movies until i was fifteen 








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