de-preciated:

Moving through Mt. Rainier by Danielle Hughson 

sidmalkin:

President Barack Obama calls Dustin Brown.

prayzer:

did anyone ever tell the Backstreet Boys why

destispell:

men: rape jokes hahaha! beating women haha! lol make me a sandwich whore! put on makeup fugly! hahaha!

women: those aren’t funny.

men: lighten up, it’s a joke wow must be on her period women are so emotional lol

women: i drink the tears of men, haha!

men: hOW DARE YOU. HOW DARE YOU PROMOTE THE SUFFERING OF US MEN? DO YOU KNOW WHAT WE HAVE DONE FOR YOU? YOU WOULD BE NOTHING WITHOUT US. THATS NOT FUNNY AT ALL

chrisprongers:

I’m not some physics expert but I’m pretty sure the Cup weighs 35 pounds even when you’re lifting it.

bortuzzo:

some iconic nhl-related tweets. enjoy!

evgeniemalkin:

About three things I was absolutely positive. First, Edward was a vampire. Second, there was a part of him-and I didn’t know how potent that part might be-that thirsted for my blood. And third, ashna is the biggest piece of trash in the dumpster that is life

baracknobama:

i hope manners is the next cool trend

no but what the actual fuck did calum hood do to his hair

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october 31st: SPOOOOOOKKKKKY!!!!!!!!!!! buy candy and scaaaary costumes here!!!
november 1st: JUST HEAR THOSE SLEIGH BELLS JINGLING RING TING TINGLING TOOOOOO

nosdrinker:

put a team in Alaska

dunkonmekawhi:

*becomes nhl commissioner*
*launches the pens to the moon*
*steps down as nhl commissioner*

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